I plan on doing whatever I have to do to stay alive when the zombies finally do attack.
Nothing personal but if you get bit or whatever and you turn into a zombie I will shoot you. I'm just warning you now, so if you see me shooting zombies that were once related to you please don't freak out.
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Hey, no problem. Once you're bit it's just a matter of time before you turn, that's just how it goes.
Everyone in my family has a standing agreement to put a mercy bullet in the skull of any family member who gets bitten by a zombie. It's the only decent and righteous thing to do.
I am with Bubs.....except my friends and I are pacifists without guns, so U guess we will have to use a broken bottle of zinfandel or something.
What's with all the zombie hatin? Zombies are people too. Or used to be.
I intend to love my zombie brothers and sisters as if thy were my own.
Until they try to bite me.
Then I'll gut 'em with a tweezer, if I have to.
And I could.
Try me.
Bubs-I love that family of yours.
Missy-Oh i don't own a gun either, I'm planningo n stealing a bunch from Wal-Mart when the bad times start.
Barbara-I'm not hatin' on zombies hon, I'm just staying alive.
Whiskey-I believe you hon, I believe you.
Like my Grandmother always said, "If you want a box hurdled into the sun, you've got to do it yourself!" God bless her zombie bones.
I have a friend who lives in DeKalb who's been planning just for this sort of thing and has a he-uge cache of weapons in his basement.
When the zombies do come, I'm going to pack up the family and heading there.
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