Why would I want to have sex with men, hard bodied well muscled men who emit a sexy musky aroma of hot passion, when I have this lady in my life? She is more than I want, or need. I love kissing her and touching her ladywife boobies and putting my hot swollen man meat between her legs. I do not like the touch of another man, nor do I care for a well rounded man ass that is slightly hairy and oh so tempting. I also do not care for the thought of taking a man like I do my lovely ladywife. I never ever want a man to take me sexually either. No, I do not want a man to kiss me roughly and to turn me around with all his might and to bend me over. I do not want him to then scream out, "I'm going to drive you all the way to Washington DC you big sexy stud." And I promise you I do not want to meet his every thrust with my willing and oh so tender backside. I do not want man seed deep in my anal cavity. No, that is not what I want at all. I want my ladywife to pleasure me in the approved Christian manner. That is what all real Christian Republican men want. We never want sex in public restrooms unless it is forced on us by undercover officers, big strapping sexy black men, and or kinky college students who like to call me "Daddy."
Now if you will excuse us, all this talk about hot man on man sex has gotten me a little randy and so I must go and ravish my ladywife. I must go put my member in her thingy and I will kiss her boobs as well.
Just keep walking and keep your mouth closed kind ladywife of mine, I think they bought it. I really think I got away with it.
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I've never arrested a gay man for screwing around in a public toilet. Gay men can go to gay bars, hang out with other gay men, go on dates, meet people, fall in love, whatever.
People like Sen. Craig, who haunt gloryholes are usually "straight" guys living a weird secret life.
Senator Craig is the perfect example of a gloryhole enthusiast: "straight" life complete with wife and/or kids, so mentally fucked up that he's driven to the most degrading and anonymous sex with strangers in public toilets, while at the same time promoting a stridently anti-homosexual agenda.
When he says he's not gay, he really believes it. He's not gay, he's happily married. He just occasionally likes to get busy with strangers in public toilets.
I think Bubs says it all above. Just another gay-curious straight man cruisin the stalls.
I have a gay friend whom I adore, but his whole thing is this sort of guy in this sort of situation. It is pretty common I guess.
As I have said before - have all the sex you want. Just don't lie and be a hypocrite about it.
And don't be stone cold hatin' on the gays and then want them to lick the lint off of your testicles.
That's all.
I was married to a man like the good senator. He constantly gay-bashed. I divorced him. (he wasn't a very nice person in many, many ways.)
My current husband neither gay bashes nor speculates about who may or may not be gay. He seems very interested in my ladybits.
Lady wife. I love it still.
I almost bought it. good try Craig.
How can you not believe every word a man like that says? He's just so convincing.
(You write some very fine gay porn, I must say.)
"Genthub, could you please let go of my hand now. They're not looking and I just don't know where it's been anymore. I only know where it hasn't been in twenty years." ladywife was overheard saying.
I have to agree with Bubs, but as a native Minnesotan, we take pride in our our public bathrooms. I am sure it was nothing personal.
Monkey, your blog is overwhelming me, I am supposed to be packing for my trip and I've been stuck on your blog for an hour. I think I might love you. Don't tell Mr. Yen, I love him too!
Bubs-You are so right.
Fran-You seem to know quite a bit about gays crusing, that's all I'm saying. :)
UberMILF-Of course your current husband is interested in your lady bits, you're an UBERMILF! Seriously, good for you. It' snot good to be livin' with haters for too long.
Missy-He'll try to fool you, watch out for that crafty old fox.
Barbara-A man knows what another man wants to read, wink wink.
Freida-"Genthub" killed me. You are too funny girl.
Kim-I won't tell Mr. Yen if oyu don't. Thanks for stopping by!
And your point Dr. Monkey????
Wow, I'm so glad he cleared all that up. I know I feel better.
the sentiment is muchly mutual monkeyboy
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