I knew there was some reason I loved spicy food, dark haired women, and pork so much

You're Spain!
You like rain on the plain, as well as interesting architecture and a diverse number of races and religions. You like to explore a lot, but sailing, especially in large groups, never really seems to work out for you. Beware of pirates and dictators bearing bombs. And for heavens' sake, stop running around bulls! It's just not safe!
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That's right I'm Spain. I am the country that brought you this:

And this:
And unfortunately this:

I also brought you these two:

They are the director and star of:

Which is easily one of my top ten favorite movies of all time.

And don't forget that the guy who helped change art forever is from Spain.

I used to have a poster of this Picasso painting hanging up in my dorm room in college. Some people would react so violently to it that is made me laugh. They hated it that it was different, which tells you a lot about the asses I went to college with.

Sadly though, even though I am such a great country I still manage to oppress and persecute a group of people. I am sorry and I will try to treat the Basque peoples better in the future, I promise.

Maybe we'll sit down and have a nice bowl of gazpacho together.

And then after that we'll go and hit on Ms. Cruz. Hey, it could happen, after all if Tom Cruise can get her, we should be able to snare her with no problem.

I know she's no Salma Hayek, but she's pretty darn cute.

Hat tip for the country quiz goes to Texas Oasis.