I bought a pack of those print them yourself business cards from Target yesterday and I made up some cards to give out that have my blog name and my email address on them, I figured I need to share my genius with other people besides the 15 1/2 readers I have already.
After opening up the 50th credit card offer of the week this afternoon I decided to make some cards to stick in the postage paid envelopes that one gets with the credit cards offers So after thinking about it for a minute or two I made some cards with the following words on them:
Quit your corporate job and join
the revolution. Stop helping
the corporate assholes ruin
our planet and our lives.
While my little message cards may not sway any credit card employees to rise up and revolt, it will on the other hand make me laugh out loud when I mail them back to the credit card companies.
And now for no reason at all here is a picture of me in a Speedo:
Damn, I am some fine ass looking beefcake.
12 comments:
You are hawt.
Am I reader 0.5?
Actually, Suzie Q has claimed the honor of being the half reader.
heh, makes me laugh out loud too!
and i think you have more readers than that...
You got 15.5?
Sheesh, I'm dusted.
Regards,
Tengrain
I LIKE that idea! And by the way, I had not pictured you quite so smooth and hairless.
beautiful! the idea, that is. culture jamming at its finest. on the other hand - frankly, being that hairless is a little creepy. you know, for a monkey.
oh you have outdone yourself this time you rascal. oops i mean monkey... and from the looks of the speedo photo, let me say hot monkey!
No Soccer Mom-Aww shucks, you're so nice. Thanks.
Tengrain-Admit it man, you've got at least 16 regualar readers you lying so and so you.
Bubs-Thanks, I'm a fountain of good ideas sometimes.
Kelsi-Yes! I always wanted to be a culture jammer ever since I read that term in Adbusters. And I am a monkey/human hybrid after all, some of my hair fell off.
Fran-I out do myself some days just by getting out of bed.
Dr. Monkey, I think I recall from "Fast Food Nation" that McDonald's and other large fast food chains spend a ton of money every year thwarting efforts to unionize. (As does, of course, Wal-Mart) I've considered a variation on your theme where I'd write "unionize-ask me how" on my money before paying at McDonalds.
*****Disclaimer: I never shop at WalMart, but with small kids we go to McD's about 1x/2 mo's. I'm trying for less.
Jess, thank goodness you're back. I was worried about you.
I am so going to start doing that with those little cards!
Let's start a movement - anyone with ideas on other poems or pieces of information to add - post it! Cultural graffiti, and the post office will benefit at the same time!
One other thing though: will you quit with the fucking speedos, though!? Please? You could put someone's eye out with that thing!
Admit is Snad, you love my Speedos and you love me in my Speedos. I'm a hunka hunka burnin' monkey.
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