Saturday, July 7, 2007

The Odd Squad

They were three "diplomats" from different backgrounds out to clean up the international streets. They tried to kick international ass but it all went wrong. They made it worse, not better, for America worldwide and now they're coming to TV this fall. ABC is proud to present a King George the Worst production of a Neo-Con Disaster filmed live on tape in a foreign country not near you. Tune in for The Odd Squad Sunday nights after that insipidly stupid and cloyingly dumb home makeover show. The Odd Squad will be brought to you each week with limited commercial breaks thanks to our sponsors Halliburton, Blackwater USA, and Amway. Tune in or we'll find out about it and we'll invade your house and damn well make you watch.

6 comments:

Angry Ballerina said...

What the FUCK is Rice doing wearing white?! Only GOOD people can wear white! Besides, it makes her look older, she should stick to the drab browns and grays.

Evil Spock said...

You should get that guy who does voice-overs for movies to read that!

Dr. Zaius said...

Frickin' brilliant!

Fran said...

You are on fire Dr! Perfecting the craft and oh so very well.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

AB-I guess it's no worse than some of the skanks I know wearing white at their weddings.

Evil Spock-I "heard" that dude reading it out loud as I was writing the words.

Dr. Zaius-Thanks and I'm glad I finally wrote something we both could agree on this week. I am pretty awesome thought, aren't I? (hahahaha)

Fran-Holy crap! I'm on fire and I did not know it? I thought I would smell the burning hair but I must have missed it. Thanks for letting me know, I'll go jump in some water. Seriously though, thanks for your kind words, one never knows if people will get ones jokes.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Doc-"I am pretty awesome though..." not 'thought.' Some times I curse my sausage like fingers and my quickness to hit the publish button before I proof my comments on comments.