D Cup-Ask Timmy if he's voting for me first. No word yet on the all important Crunky endorsement. I'm on pins and needles with anticipation though.
Samurai-That's not all the vixen wants from me, alas I am spoken for right now. Maybe one day she will get her fantasy of re-enacting the car wash scene from Bring It On with me as the car and her as herself of course.
Esteemed Doctor- ahem - forget for a moment the endorsements by various vixens and others.
There are many of us who are ready for you to occupy the space at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
However, Dennis being Dennis and the fact that, well- he's been at this whole "political thing" for awhile, would you consider the following idea?
Who better for YOU to replace than that stupid dick. You know - that Dick... Cheney.
How does Kucinich-Von Monkerstein sound to you my darling monkey????
Frankly, and yes I do love to flatter myself - I find it a scathingly brilliant idea.
Plus- I am still hoping for that ambassadorship. Aside from loving to compliment myself I am shameless about self promotion. In a totally cute sort of way...
I think a Kucinich-Monkerstein combo in the White House is spot on!
Can I be the White House spokesperson? I promise I will carry a Crunky in my pocket at all times!
As for Timmy - God! That kid has fallen down the well for the last time, if you ask me. I say leave him there and cap the damned thing off. With Lassie tapped as my assistant spokesdog, he has better things to do now than keep tabs on that little shit, Timmy.
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"Timmy fell down the well!"
Is that a metaphor I smell?
Should we save Timmy on our way to the polling place?
P.S. Has Crunky endorsed you yet? I can't remember!
That's *two* endorsements from Kiki Dunst. She must really want to vote Monkerstein.
JD-Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
D Cup-Ask Timmy if he's voting for me first. No word yet on the all important Crunky endorsement. I'm on pins and needles with anticipation though.
Samurai-That's not all the vixen wants from me, alas I am spoken for right now. Maybe one day she will get her fantasy of re-enacting the car wash scene from Bring It On with me as the car and her as herself of course.
All this campaigning has got me thinking.
Esteemed Doctor- ahem - forget for a moment the endorsements by various vixens and others.
There are many of us who are ready for you to occupy the space at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
However, Dennis being Dennis and the fact that, well- he's been at this whole "political thing" for awhile, would you consider the following idea?
Who better for YOU to replace than that stupid dick. You know - that Dick... Cheney.
How does Kucinich-Von Monkerstein sound to you my darling monkey????
Frankly, and yes I do love to flatter myself - I find it a scathingly brilliant idea.
Plus- I am still hoping for that ambassadorship. Aside from loving to compliment myself I am shameless about self promotion. In a totally cute sort of way...
I think a Kucinich-Monkerstein combo in the White House is spot on!
Can I be the White House spokesperson? I promise I will carry a Crunky in my pocket at all times!
As for Timmy - God! That kid has fallen down the well for the last time, if you ask me. I say leave him there and cap the damned thing off. With Lassie tapped as my assistant spokesdog, he has better things to do now than keep tabs on that little shit, Timmy.
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