It goes behind the scenes of the glitzy and glamorous world of beer league softball and it lays bare the passions and peccadilloes of the upper crust sporting set. This one is sure to be a hit! A home run in fact!
We at FOX have assembled the finest acting talent for this show. Just look at who we've got:
Haley Duff stars as the virginal put upon wife of the team's slugger.
James Van Der Beek stars as the temperamental slugger with a dark secret!
Melissa Joan Hart is the scheming vixen out to screw everyone, one way or another!
Robert DeNiro is a can of soda!
Kerry Washington is the token black woman with big hair and a sassy attitude!
Vaclev Havel is the Czech intellectual with a passion for all things American!
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein is the boy toy who played with fire but never got burnt!
Susan Sarandon is the team's aging tart with a heart of gold!
Sophia Loren is her mother!
Christian Slater is just glad to be cast!
The late George C. Scott is the crusty team owner who is really a brain eating zombie!
George W. Bush is the team's sprightly, impishly stupid little mascot!
Tony Blair is his poodle!
Tony Blair is his poodle!
Naveen Andrews and Barbra Hershey are the mysterious couple from Des Moines!
And Jill St. John is the red head with a grudge!
Be sure to tune in this fall after the World Series on FOX for this groundbreaking TV show. We promise you'll love it, and if you don't so the hell what? We're FOX and we do what ever Rupert Murdoch wants us to, we have to, we sold our souls to him.
6 comments:
Faux Noise is the leader of misinformation for the sheeple! LOL
You're looking good Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein! hehe
Fabulous! I can't stop laughing!
I hear Brit Hume and Sean Hannity will be doing cameos as players from another team. O'Reilly's slated to be their houseboy.
True?
BWAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I'd believe all that if Sophia Loren wasn't in it.
Suzie-Thanks, yo're not looking so bad either.
Becca-I actually thought of you as I put this together, I remembered reading how much you like Footballers Wives.
D Cup-I am so sorry but I am not at liberty to discuss further plot points. Unless you are prepared to have a seat on my casting couch that is.
Pam-I do love a gal with a hearty laugh.
JD-You don't need to believe, you just need to act as if you believe.
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