Something we do for fun

A while back I bought some big mailing labels, 3 1/4" by 4", at Office Max. I took them back to el Casa de Monkey and I made some impeachment stickers out of them. I took this picture: and under it I printed smart ass comments like "You ain't got the balls to impeach me America," "Sit on this and spin America," and "God told me to hate you America." Then under the picture and the caption I gave pro impeachment website address.

I then took to sticking them up in innocuous places. I put them up in public places where other people had stuck up advertisements, places such as phone booths, soda pop machines, billboards, etc. Then one day I was going through the mail and I saw the five millionth credit card offer of that week laying there on my desk. I opened it and was getting reay to shred it when I realized that I was about to shred a perfectly good postage paid envelope. Sure it was addressed to the company that was issuing the card, but I figured what the hell. So I stuck a impeachment sticker, with the backing paper still on of course, in that postage paid envelope and I mailed it back to the credit card company.

Those bastards in the credit card industry prey on people and they suck them dry with their high interests rates, so I figured why not keep doing that? So everytime a credit card offer comes in the mail I fish out the reply envelope and stick an impeachment sticker in it and I send it back to them. I have nothing against the people who work in the area that processes the mail when it comes back to them, I just figured it might lighten up their day or maybe it would make them think about impeaching that Jackal and his team of ass hats (a tip o' the fez to Pam at Musings of a Working Mom for reminding me how much I love the phrase 'ass hat').

If you are an employee of one of the credit card companies and you get one of my stickers feel free to keep it or to stick it up where your bloodsucking bosses will see it and get pissed off about it.