Outrage of the day

The angry monkey says:


That giant sucking sound of evil, that four tiered wedding cake of malevolence, that pinata of full of angry, wicked, immoral hornets that is Blackwater USA has committed yet another outrage on the American people.

First off, for those of you who do not know what Blackwater USA is, it is a private "security" firm. In reality it is a gang of would be thugs and wanna be mercenaries who our asshole leaders hired to help fight the war of terror on Iraq and Afghanistan. They've also been used by the pricks at FEMA to keep order after Katrina slammed into New Orleans. Who is behind this group of flaming assholes who carry assault weapons, who shoot at will at anything that moves, and who make more money for fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan than our soldiers do? Why it's the DeVos family!

Never heard of the DeVos family? If you lived in Michigan you have probably heard of the patriarch of this twisted clan. His name is Dick DeVos and he just ran for governor of my home state (thank goodness I no longer live there). He got his lilly white ass handed to him by Jennifer Granholm, a Canadian. What is the DeVos/Blackwater connection you ask? Well Dickhead DeVos, a hard right religious nut bag, is the head of AMWAY, that insidious company that suckers people into buying a ton of shitty substandard products they will never use and who then try to hoodwink their friends and family into doing that same under the guise of it being a legitimate business opportunity. One of Dickless DeVos's kids or some hellish bastard or bitch who married one of his kids then took some of daddy's ill gotten gains and started up a 'this gun's for hire' company to enforce Apple Pie, Jesus, and Rosy Cheeked Capitalism around the world. They got a no bid contract to provide security for our troops (crazy huh? our armed troops in Iraq and Afghanistan need security) and for American businesses (Halliburton/Kellog Brown and Root/etc.).

Up to speed now? Good. Then let the angry monkey continue.
What those Blackwater bastards do in Iraq and Afghanistan is immoral, unethical, and quite possibly illegal. They roam and kill with impunity because there is no government agency over seeing them They basically are a law unto themselves and they do what the fuck they like. They pretty much can steal, loot, kill, and get away with it all. Who is gonna stop them? Our army? Nope. Iraqi police? Aw hell no. The Iraqi army? Hahahahaha, you're kidding right?


Now, the thing that has our simian boxer style briefs up our red asses today is that we just heard that these pricks are suing famlies of former employess to keep them quiet and to keep them from ever finding out about the truth of how their loved ones, employees of Blackwater, died. These bastards who have all the fucking money in the world at their disposal, money they got, by the way, from us the taxpaying citizens of the USA, are suing grieving families to keep them quiet. How callous is that? How un-American is that? How hateful is that? How much like those baby killing pricks in the White House is that?


You people at Blackwater are damn despicable murdering thieves. Every last one of you should be in prison along with the giant tools who hired you. You are all chicken hawks who will get reincarnated as bugs who get smashed into wind shields or worse. I can only hope that when the Idiot in Chief and The Dark One get tossed out on their asses and a new administration is swept into power that all of you are immediately indicted and all your government cotracts are voided. Blackwater, you are a stain on humainty in general and on the USA in particular.



And if you think I am afraid of you, then you got another thing coming. You do not scare me at all. Bullies like you always back down when confronted. You always wilt when people or monkeys stand up to your religious fascist war mongering. And if worse does come to worse, and you take me out, then you need to know that there is an army behind me. They may not look like much but trust me that gal in the red hooded sweat shirt will laugh as she rips your still beating heart out of your chest and eats it. And the dude in the beret is no slouch either. You've been warned Blackwater, so act accordingly.