It's Bat Shit Crazy Time

Holy crap it's only June 10th and already the heat is turning people into bat shit crazy idiots.

Let's take a look at the first casualties of the summer heat:

This crazy bastard wants us to not only stay in Iraq forever, now he wants us to widen the war to include Iran as well. But, seriously, it's okay for him to call for more war because his ass is not going to go fight it. His bat shit crazy ass will be sitting in air conditioned Senate offices or in his posh Connecticut home all summer. Although we all know that he should be sitting in a padded cell wearing a straight jacket if he thinks we are gonna let his Bush lovin', Democratic Party leavin', war mongerin' ass drag us into a war with Iran. If anyone who voted to re-elect this prick to the US Senate is reading this, then do the rest of us a favor and take your phone off the hook and go swallow some Draino.


This nutty old coot, David Broder of the Washington Post, says that the whole Libby trial was a sideshow that was put on to snare Karl Rove and to entrap Republicans. Remember kids, he also said we should all stop whining, suck it up, and just support the President in every thing he says or does. Holy God, after hearing him say all that is there anyone out there who still believes that what we have in this country is a liberal media? Honestly, it's about time for someone to not just pick out a nursing home for this old fart but to dump his ass there as well.

Hey, is there anyone out there with a guilty conscience over what they did and said to get us into the warwithoutendAmen?

Anybody?

Anyone?

Oh okay. Only you Colin? You're the only one who will admit to being wrong? Well it's too late General Assface. No matter how much you grovel now, now matter how much you say you want to restore our credibility abroad, no matter how much you claim to support the rule of law now, we'll never forgive you for going to the UN and lying your ass off, for getting us into a warwithoutendAmen, for your treachery. You got blood all over your hands and Harry Belafonte was right when he called you Bush's 'house negro.' You are a disgrace to the uniformed men and women of this nation, and so are all your old buddies who are in charge of the current war.

And finally, let's see what our bat shit crazy Idiot in Chief is up to abroad:

"Momma! You made it after all! I luv you momma."

All this craziness this early in the summer is almost enough to make a monkey toss in his fez and hop on a ship headed for New Zealand. Be thankful I've only got the cash to go the grocery store and not to the ends of the earth America, or I'd be gone so quick your heads would spin.