Monday, June 25, 2007

Hey Timmy

No matter how many times you claim that terrorism is the number one issue among voters, it's not. And no matter how many times you have this gas bag on your show, no one believes anything he says or writes anymore.
I'll tell you one more time that the number one issue outside the beltway is ending the warwithoutendAmen now. Not tomorrow, not next month, not after another surge takes place, BUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. We want the war over, and it's not just us progressives and liberals, it's Republicans, it's independents, it's old people, it's young people, it's blacks, it's whites, every fucking body wants out of the Idiot in Chief's war. Stop trying to sell it to us again by claiming that we fear terrorism.
Oh yeah, and go see Sicko, because our lack of national health insurance is the other issue we really care about.
And then we want to see an end to all the corruption and corporate control of our lives.
And there are some of us out here in America who would love to see you and your media pals put in jail for helping Bush and his cabal fuck the rest of us over so badly.
A few of us think that a Spice Girls reunion would be nice too.
That's what we really want you fat fuck, but I doubt you'd ever let any of that slip out from your mouth on TV. So we'll keep bloggin' and organizin' and tuning your blowhard ass out until we get what we really want.

2 comments:

Matthew Hubbard said...

I was right there with you, pal, until you mentioned the Spice Girls. I remember when Baby and Posh went on The Daily Show to flog their last failed album. I really thought there was a good chance that would be the last we would ever see of them.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I tossed them in as a comic counterpoint.