Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Steel Cage Death Match of the Week

This week's match is:


The Super Sexy Swinging Sixties Stewardesses
Vs.


The League of Mullets



Special guest referee for this match is former French Presidential candidate Segolene Royal.


She's got nothing but time on her hands now. Pssst, Segolene, feeling bad about your loss in the election? Are you crying and feeling all down and stuff? Come to Monkey Muck HQ dear, we'll console you and make you feel wanted. Trust me Segolene, our "electorate" won't let you down. Au revoir, mon amor.


4 comments:

QuakerDave said...

So I guess that means it's okay to finally admit that I think she's a bit of a hottie.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Heck yes, Dave, admit it, shout it from the roof tops, and sing about it.

Dr. Zaius said...

Why can't we have a hot president, like Nancy Pelosi!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Because we get the leader we deserve Doc. One day, maybe, after we've been good, we deserve La Pelosi as our president.