Monica, Paul, and Apollo

Well well, she finally spoke today. The pride of Regent School of Scriptural Law finally answered some questions put to her by Congress.


Lil' Miss Monica stuck to the testimony script laid out by so many Bush administration people that have gone before her. She denied doing anything wrong and blamed others for any wrong that may have been done.


When asked about her politicization of the hiring process at the Justice Department, Lil' Miss Sunshine said, "I know I crossed the line. But I didn't mean to." And with that statement she joins the ranks of so many others who did things that they did not "mean" to do. People like Charlie Manson, he did not "mean" to get caught, Idi Amin, he did not "mean" to be so mean, and Saddam Hussein, he did not "mean" to piss off Georgie Jr so much. That's some stellar company for you to be in Miss Monica, way to go hon. You sure followed through on that college promise to make the world a better place!!!


Poor Paul. He not only lost his job this week, he also lost his woman, if you can believe anything that is printed in a Murdoch newspaper that is.

Dude, trust us when we say that you'll find love again. There's bound be another chick with low self esteem who digs comb licking guys like you out there. Remember this Paul, 'tis better than to have loved and lost your job as President of the World Bank than never to have loved at all.




South Korea erupted in riots when it was announced that Apollo Ohno won the latest Dancing With The Stars competition last night. They claim that he interfered a dancer from Seoul on his way to a tainted victory. Is there nothing that this young man will not do to bring shame upon the Korean nation?