Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Jokes you can tell your kids


Put your hands together for Evil Spock. He's a got a joke you can tell your kids.
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
A very large bedroom.
Thanks everyone, I'm here all week or until I take over the world and make you all my slaves. Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'm not kidding around, do not forget to tip her, she's working hard for you so show the young lady some monetary love. Evil Spock out!

7 comments:

J.D. said...

I find that offensive! You'll be hearing by my gorilla attorney!

Anonymous said...

You've got a new fan.

I left your blog up on my laptop screen for a while. My 11 year old son sat down and started scrolling through. Now he wants to know when you've got new material up!

Good thing I was on your blog when he sat down instead of some of the more adult oriented ones I read only occassionally.....

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Woo hoo! My evil plan is working, I have snared D Cup's son in my web of simian evil.

As for you J D, you will be among the first to go when the simian revolution goes down.

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock rules the comedy club circuit!

Dcup, you're everywhere!

J.D. said...

Fine. I'll drop all twelve charges. Gawwd. Can I have a out-of-court compensation banana then?

Anonymous said...

Evil Spock - Perhaps it is I who will, with large breasts and funny voice, dominate the world! Hahahahahaha!

Nah - too much work. I'll just be the domination-dreamer groupie. It's more fun and the wardrobe is better.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Fecking hell, D Cup and Evil Spock get a room for Jeebus sake. And then when you get a room, call me because if I can't join in, then I'd like to film it.