Jokes you can tell your kids

Let's hear it for Abandoned Trailer! It's got a joke you can tell your kids.What do you get if you cross a donkey and Christmas?
Muletide greetings !

Thanks everyone, that one goes out to the folks behind the Creationist Museum. Why? Because they gave so many of us a laugh, we decided to give them one. Thanks, I'm here for eternity or until all my components break down and I decompose back into the earth. Don't forget to tip your waitress!