Jokes you can tell your kids

Give it up for Fast Food Sign, it's got a joke you can tell your kids.




Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire?



He's now filthy rich.





Thanks. Seriously, thanks. I'll be here all week, or until they tear me down to build yet another damn Starbucks or an evil Wal-Mart.



Don't forget to tip your waitress.