Jokes You Can Tell Your Kids

Hey everybody, please give a warm welcome to Elizabeth Kucinich. She has a joke you can tell your kids.

Hi everyone, before I tell my joke, I'd like to remind all of you that my husband was against the Iraq war from the start, voted against the Patriot Act, answers to no multinational corporations, wants universal health care for all Americans, and...

Please Mrs. Kucinich, tell your joke and leave the campaigning for your husband on this blog to us monkeys.

Ok, sorry. Here goes:

Who was the first underwater spy?

James Pond.

Thanks everyone, I'm off to get my husband elected President. Don't forget to tip your waitress.