Fun with Dick

The Vice President gave the commencement address at West Point yesterday. It's ironic that the Dark One spoke there considering that he never, ever, no way, no fucking how, served in the military. What galled us even more than that however, was that the Dark One spoke dismissively about the Geneva Conventions.

It makes perfect sense though when one starts to think about it. Of course he would dismiss something that he never had to worry about since he never served his country during times of war. The Geneva Conventions to the Dark One are like sex to a five year old, you don't miss what you never had.

Honestly though, we wonder why anyone would believe anything the Dark One has to say about anything. Everything he has said about the war, about domestic policy, and about every fucking thing in the world has been wrong. And lest we forget this man who spoke at West Point yesterday was the man who:

shot his friend in the face and served no jail time or was even charged with a crime for doing so,

outed a covert CIA agent and then let his chief of staff take the fall for him,

and got his old company, Halliburton, a no bid contract to provide food and drink for our soldiers in Iraq.

Why it almost makes one think that perhaps there is such a thing as the Devil and that perhaps his name is Dick Cheney.