White House hits back at Carter remarks
CRAWFORD, Texas - In a biting rebuke, the White House on Sunday dismissed former President Jimmy Carter as "increasingly irrelevant" after his harsh criticism of President Bush. Carter was quoted Saturday as saying "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation and around the world, this administration has been the worst in history."
In other words the White House is saying,
to the only living President who won the Nobel Prize. How dare a Nobel Peace Prize winner speak out against the Decider Commander Guy in Chief? Oh wait, we forgot that the Pinhead in Charge just hired him a war czar to look after all the warrin' and fightin' we is a doin' over there where Jeebus put all the US oil under the ground them dirty A-rabs are living on, so he obviously knows what he's doing. Former President Carter don't get all the talkin' from Jeebus that George Jr does, so who the hell is he to criticize the man hand picked by Jeebus's daddy to be our President?
The President was reported to have said, "Dang ol' Jimminy Carter, what he'd do over in the Middle East anyways?" The aide who replied, "He brokered peace between two nations that had been mortal enemies for centuries," was immediately fired and sent to Gitmo.
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