A sexy shirtless dude flashing his man boobs tells you what we need to do in Iraq right now

"Nothing.  We need to do nothing except get the fuck out of there and let them fight it out among themselves.  Bush was wrong, Cheney was wrong, Thomas Friedman was wrong, toppling Saddam Hussein didn't magically end centuries of religious conflict and magically produce a vibrant western style democracy.  Instead it reignited long simmering tensions.  Wash our hands of it and get the fuck out."

I'm laughing to keep from crying and shaking with rage

Bloodthirsty war criminal Tony 'Bush's Poodle' Blair, claims that the initial invasion of Iraq and the bungled quagmire that took place afterwards is in no way responsible for the Iraqi civil war that's raging over there now.  What a fucking joke he is.  What a disgusting piece of sub humanity he is.  After all the death and destruction he helped cause, he's still convinced he did the right thing that that history will exonerate him.  It's times like these I wish there really was a hell so that when he dies he can go there and be anally raped by Saddam Hussein while his flesh burns but never dissolves.   As it is, I'll have to settle for him being written off as one of the architects of the disaster we know as the war of terror.

Fuck you Tony Blair, I can't wait for your death you vicious fuck pig.

And now here's a sock monkey with a joke

 How many people did Dick Cheney have to torture before one agreed to change his light bulb?

The answer is: none.  Dick Cheney didn't torture anyone, he's too much of a pussy to do it himself, so he got some asshole from the CIA to do it for him.

 Careful now, Cheney might shoot you in the face.

 My stars!  A talking monkey and an insubordinate woman.  I shall see to it that both are thrashed within an inch of their worthless lives!

Yes sir, I'll have the fellow who made the previous comment shot for being too lenient.  And I'll put the monkey and the insubordinate woman to death as well.  You're so right sir, the lower forms of life must not be allowed to mock the white males in power.  

Your daily vomit inducing POTUS related video

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When someone bitches about Obama doing stuff for Funny or Die, show them this video.

Remember when this guy was our friend?

Yeah. I kind of remember when Tony Blair wasn't a toad who cozied up to war criminals. Hell, I remember when Tony Blair hadn't even become a war criminal yet.

Tsars in my eyes

Hey, remember when the guy who got us into two wars at the same time said he needed a 'war Czar' to help him run them even though he was supposed to be doing it because he was the Commander in Chief?
It's a good thing he's not in office anymore because he might appoint a Czar to make sure the war Czar was doing the job that he was supposed to be doing in the first place.

I wish President Obama would appoint a war crimes Czar who had the power to investigate all the lies Bush told to get us into and keep us in those disastrous wars. Maybe they'd let that Czar waterboard all the people in the Bush administration who allowed others to torture and maim others in order to get all that false intelligence that they used to take us into war. I'd love to see Bush, Dick Cheney, John Woo, and the rest of them gagging, coughing, and spitting water after they get waterboarded.

Good riddance

Vietnam war architect and self professed World War 2 war criminal Robert McNamara
is finally dead at age 93. The average age of the boys he sent to die in Vietnam was 19. Go figure. No rest in peace for you Bob. It's times like these I wish there was a hell so he could rot in it forever. Good riddance you murdering old blood thirsty bastard, this world is better off without the likes of you in it.

Don't let the door hit your lying, theiving, greedy, mudering ass on the way out you scum bag

Idiot W. Bush is no longer the President of this country.
And Darth Cheney is gone from the White House as well.

Hallelujah!

Let the historical judgement of the most hated President and Vice President ever begin.