Typical response

Women like her always react this way when I ask them if they want to see my Wang.

The best jokes are the ones you keep repeating

There is a great organization in my area called Dawn of Hope. They help mentally disabled people get around, get them jobs, and help mainstream them into life with others. We see their vans all the time and we drive by their HQ quite frequently. When I see their vans or the sign out in front of their HQ I say in my best grown up serious voice, whether I'm with someone or not, "Dawn of hope...afternoon of despair...evening of quiet resignation." It never fails to crack me up.

Happy Sunday!

Make sure your 'Helmet of Salvation' doesn't clash with that 'Vest of Invincibility' or the 'Underpants of Befuddlement' that you took from that dwarf in the third circle of hell. It should go nicely with your 1500 hit points and your 'Bag of Holding' though.