What is life like in Ireland after the vote for marriage equality?

"It's pure drudgery.  I still have to work, still have to get hammered every night to forget my troubles and loneliness, and everything is still in black and white."

"We're water skiing on dry land, that should give you some clue."

"Not many people outside Ireland know this but on the day we legalized same sex marriage we also passed a law that says we have to poop in tandem while wearing some sort of butt covering.  It's hellish."

"It's feckin' brilliant.  I'm going to get married five times today and get three abortions!"

"I got gay married and left the priesthood.  Life has never been better!"

"Can we vote to unify our country and get the land the British stole from us back now that we've helped mollify the gays?"

"If the gays can get married, I can spray my seed where ever I want."

Old white guys react to Obama's LGBT Non Discrimination order

 "Jesus said I have to love my neighbor as myself, he never said I couldn't discriminate against fags, pansies, and bull dykes.  Does Obama think he's better than Jesus?  I bet he does."

"So I'm not allowed to discriminate against gay people now.  I'm still allowed to discriminate against women, coons, wops, micks, and orientals, right?" 

 "I guess I'll have to get gay married next."

 "I'm only going to hire beauty school dropouts now.  I know for a fact those dudes aren't gay."

 "My prostate is the size of a watermelon."

"I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally."

How do you feel about openly gay Michael Sam getting drafted to play in the NFL?

 Hank Groink of Belle Plains, Oregon: "I'm cool with it.  It's not like he's going to bugger anyone during a game."

 Joe Figgins of Strawberry Plains, TN: "It's wonderful.  I'm so proud of him and that kiss, what a move!  And listen, anyone who says they support LGBTQ equality but who didn't like that kiss Sam laid on his cute little boyfriend, well, they're homophobes.  I want everyone to know that I'm so okay with it that I invited a gay dude in to my house and let him bang me in the butt in front of my wife to prove how okay I am with the whole thing.  Anyone who complains about that needs to be shot for not being open minded enough."

Pia Nolessons, High Plains Drifter, MT:  "I'm drafting him to play shortstop on my fantasy foosball team!"

Valentina Tereshkova, Somewhere in Outer Space: "Moscow, we have a problem."

 Calvin Broadhips, Middlesboro, KY: "I'm a Southern Baptist, so of course I have a problem with it.  I also have a problem with these apples, I'm sure the Prince of Lies is in them and the only way for me to get him out is to turn them into applesauce with my penis."

 Gail Keegals, Santa Fe, NM: "An openly gay man wants to play in the NFL?  Won't that ruin decades of stereotypes that say all gay men are lisping mincing limp wristed pansies who speak in a falsetto voice and live to dress in women's clothes while molesting children?"

 Auld Lane Sign, 19th Century Idaho: "Football?  Fuck some football.  It's not a sport, it's a game.  Getting greased up and wrestling a bear while naked, now that's a sport!" 

Geddy Leigh, Port St. Lucie FL: "I like cereal.  And that's it.  Just cereal.  Now leave me alone."