Thursday, September 23, 2021

What other things has Nicki Manaj's cousin's friend said?


"He said Trump won the election in 2020 but the aliens on Blector 3 have brainwashed us all in to thinking Biden won because he supports the nerve stapling of Ass-o-tonium miners on Blector 3."

"He said I  looked like I was hurtin' for a squirtin' and you know what?  He's not wrong.  I need a good ride on a stiff dick."

"He said my name sounded funny.  So I had him horsewhipped like he was a Haitian immigrant seeking help. Praise Jesus!"

"He said Trinidad rocks but Tobago is shit."

"He said his testicles would swell up if I didn't give him a hand job.  So I prayed about it, and he was right.  His nuts are so big now that he has to ferry them about in a wheelbarrow.  As if I would touch a Negro, much less a Negro's penis."


C said...

Hi Dr Monkey! You're still in my blog feed and it's good to see you back. I'm so sorry to hear you've had such a crap time of it - I hope life starts to get better for you and that you're still creating your great artwork.

Dr. Monkey Hussein Monkerstein said...

Thank you so much dear friend. You are one of the few people I missed when I took a break from blogging.