"He said Trump won the election in 2020 but the aliens on Blector 3 have brainwashed us all in to thinking Biden won because he supports the nerve stapling of Ass-o-tonium miners on Blector 3."
"He said I looked like I was hurtin' for a squirtin' and you know what? He's not wrong. I need a good ride on a stiff dick."
"He said my name sounded funny. So I had him horsewhipped like he was a Haitian immigrant seeking help. Praise Jesus!"
"He said Trinidad rocks but Tobago is shit."
"He said his testicles would swell up if I didn't give him a hand job. So I prayed about it, and he was right. His nuts are so big now that he has to ferry them about in a wheelbarrow. As if I would touch a Negro, much less a Negro's penis."
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