Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Lighten Up, It's Tuesday

After a week off for bad behavior Lighten Up, It's Tuesday is back!! And just in time too what with ol' Joe Lieberman calling for a wider war, Fred Thompson calling for Libby pardon, and that Georgia Atty General insisting on keeping that kid in prison, we all could use a laugh or two, maybe even three.

So here is a partial list of things that made us laugh this past week:

1. Uh oh, looks like Evil Spock has some evil company. We always knew something wasn't quite right over there on Sesame Street.

2. Man, Neil Young was not kidding when he said it was better to burn out than to fade away. Mr. Rotten, your fifteen minutes were up fifteen years ago, now please fade awy, burn out, or just leave us all alone please.

3. Note to Wonder Woman, get off the Twinkie train and get on the treadmill.

4. Speaking of treadmills...

5. We cried because we had no breakfast until we met a man who had some on his feet and then we dried our bitter tears and ate his shoes.

6. We're wondering if the person who bought this is the same person who is in charge of the creationist museum in Kentucky.

7. Speaking of that place, admit it, you've been tempted to go. Well okay, maybe not then, but this guy went and trust us when we tell you, a visit to check out his visit is well worth your time.

8. Our pal Dr. Zaius is up to his old photoshop snark once again.

9. Oops, make that twice again.

10. We swear three times is the charm with the good Doctor.

11. While we're talking photos and snark, ladies and gents put those hand together for Mock Paper Scissors!!

12. And while we're on the lazy train of just giving blog links, then check out this new to our blog roll blog, you'll be glad you did.

13. And finally it we wouldn't be lightened up with out a dose of The Needs of the Few, but this week Tootie the Uber Tribble has tickled our funny bone.

Don't let the bastards grind you down too much this week kids, and remember to laugh at the assholes in power because they deserve it and because it pisses them off when we don't take their lies seriously.

12 comments:

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock will inform the Tribble of her accolades from the Simian set.

Thanks for recognizing us again!

Dr. Zaius said...

Thanks for the links, sir! I am thrice blessed by the good Dr. Monkerstein. You are too kind.

Anonymous said...

thanks much for the blogrollage! yer mighty kind. keep up the monkerage...er...funky monkeying...er....monkstrosity?

you done been blogrolled back.

Matthew Hubbard said...

Hey, Doc, over at Lotsa 'Splainin', you have been tagged. It's kinda like a 21st Century chain letter, which is unfair because I didn't like 20th Century chain letters all that much. I responded because Padre Mickey is a close personal friend. You get to feel as obligated as you actually feel.

Anonymous said...

You monkeys put us humans to shame, Dr. MM.

Thanks for the props,

Regards,

Tengrain

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the reminder that there are things to be giggly about.

Besides my vibrating chair, I mean.

Evil Spock said...

dcup, vibrating chair?!?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Evil Spock- Thank you for having one of the funniest blogs out there.

Dr. Z- No, thank you sir for all the funny images.

Commander- We thank you for the blogrollage.

Matty- Thanks for thinking of me.

Tengrain- your snark is legendary and will be spoken of around campfires in the fiture.

D Cup- Can I come sit in your lap when you use the vibrating chair?

Anonymous said...

E. Spock - Well, my employers can't give me any retirement benefits but I do have this nifty vibrating chair....

Dr. M. - Anytime, baby, anytime!

dmbmeg said...

excuse me. my gastrointestinal distress is no laughing matter.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Meg, babe, I'm a guy anyone's farts are funny to me.

Tootie the Über-tribble said...

Why, thank you very much. I always enjoy getting attention.