Jokes you can tell your kids

Wow, everybody, the No Smoking Ashtray would like to tell you a joke that you can tell your kids. Be nice and listen up now.What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer!

Thanks everyone. I know, I know, I'm sending out mixed messages by being in existence, but what can I do about it? I'm only a fucking ashtray after all. Now bugger off and don't forget to tip your waitress. And don't even think of smoking here.