Conversations during the telethon for Haiti

Me: Do you recognize that guy playing piano for Beyonce?
Sparky: Nope.
Me: He's that douchebag from Coldplay who's married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
Sparky: Why is he a douchebag?
Me: Because he's in Coldplay.


Then later when Madonna was singing
Me: I wonder why Madonna never adopted any poor black kids from Haiti. The country was full of them even before the earthquake.

Facebook fun

I became a 'fan' of Janeane Garofalo on Facebook. I did it not because I like her stand up comedy, which I hate by the way, but because I like her political activism. The other day someone had put a comment on one of the posts on her fan page that said, "Janeane, I hope you soon come to know the awesome saving power of Jesus Christ." As soon as I saw that I put a comment after his that said, "Janeane, I hope you soon come to know the awesome mowing power of Jesus Rodriguez." Then after mine another smart ass wrote, "Janeane, I hope you soon come to know the awesome rock and roll power of Jesus and the Mary Chain."

Sometimes I love Facebook.