Hey! Hey you fat bastard, wake up! 
Huh? What is it?
It's time to send out your holiday greetings.
No shit?
Now that's some nice language to use on Christmas Eve Mr. Guttermouth.
Bite me. You know what, I'm not gonna do it. I don't wanna do it, so I'm not gonna do it.
I'll give you a cookie if you do it.
Really?
Yes.
Ok, cookie first.
Here.

Mmmmm, thanks. I like gingerbread snowmen cookies.
Ok fatty, give up the holiday greetings.
I'm loathe anymore to say the words "Merry Christmas" any more because those assholes on FOX and the mouth breathing cretins who watch and believe that crap will say, "It's a victory for our side because he said Merry Christmas!" But having said that, I'd like to wish all those who celebrate Christmas the very merriest of Christmases. To my Jewish friends, this may be late but I wish you a happy Hanukkah. To my black friends who celebrate Kwanzaa, I wish a happy holiday to you too. And to all my fellow non believers, I hope you have a super swell winter gift giving day.
I've come to feel like all you crazy funny smart kids on my blogroll are my new extended family now. I also feel the same way about the great new friends Sparky and I made this year during our anti war agitating, people like Snad and John, Joseph and Vanessa, Rev. Shuck, Keith, Cam, and Quinn, and all the other great folks who got off their butts and who marched for peace and who stood outside on those cold Saturdays last winter and spring. I love all of you and I hope that you all have a fantastic new year.

My gift to all of you this year is you can use my picture as your computer wall paper. Or if you like, you can use all the pictures in this post and you can make a screen saver out of them! No need to thank me now, history will thank me later.
Happy Holidays Everybody!!!