Wake up America!

Come on America, wake up! Wake up and realize that those white conservative guys who are carrying unconcealed guns to the places where President Obama has been speaking are having their rights taken from them. Their rights to shoot the President because he's black and because they don't like him are being trampled! Just because an overwhelming majority of this country voted him in to office doesn't mean they don't have the right to shoot him with their unconcealed weapons.

If we let big government take away those men's rights what's next? Do we let them take away your right to stab hobos? Are sex offenders rights to fling their seed on unsuspecting people in public going to go by the wayside next? And damn it, what about my right to poison the water supply of colleges and universities who teach all that liberal dogma and evolution nonsense?

Maryland man's free speech rights under fire

I wonder how long it will take before Hannity, Limbaugh, Coulter, Malkin, and Glen Beck start calling that idiot who held up the 'Death to Obama' sign a hero. Oh, wait, they'll probably claim he was a left wing plant.

Yellow Peril

I guess the simple solution is to tell your grandma not to go to any Asian country.

(I stole that picture from here.)

Fight Club brought to you by Ron "Michael Vick" Mexico

Hola! This eez Ron Mexico, not Michael Veek, and I bring joo today's fight club. Please to remember senors y senoritas that all fights are to the death and losers get eaten.

First fight we got for joo eez Tippy versus Lala:
Next fight ees:

Andy Dick against Kathy Griffin

Then we got:

Eminem against Moby.

Followed by Jenna Bush versus her panties.

Then we got a Roy Lichtenstein print taking on a bunch of bananas.

Then it all climaxes with our title bout. It's gonna be a doozy senors y senoritas, we got Lindsay "bitch, I will stab you for some crack" Lohan fresh from her latest arrest for drunk driving going up against Brittany "Big Bad Crazy Momma" Spears!

See you all in my backyard later for all these great fights. Bring some nachos and some dip, I'll hook you up with some malt liquor, and we'll party all night. Seriously, I got nothing better to do now that I'm not allowed to go to training camp.

This eez Ron "I swear I'm not Michael Vick" Mexico signing off!