I am a comedy genius

My good friend southern female lawyer hipped me to a great Facebook page that demands to know why the GOP/teabaggers haven't fixed the economy yet since after all they've had over 12 hours to do it in.

On this wondrous Facebook page people of all kinds are putting up sarcastic posts. One of my best ones was the following:

Don't blame me, I voted for Barabbas.

Ah satire and mockery, how I love you so.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Enjoy your green beer and being Irish for one day of the year with this, my all time favorite Irish joke that I wrote:

Two Irishmen were having an argument in a pub. They were arguing about which one of them had the better dentist. O'Neil said, "Oi, mines the best!" Paddy Flynn said, "No, mine is!" They went on like this for hours until Flynn finally got up, left the pub, and went to an IRA office and turned his friend in for being a British informer.

What's great about this joke is the blank look on people's faces after you tell it. It never fails to crack me up.
Now, feck off, eat a potato, and drink a Guinness, it's St. Patrick's Day after all.