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Found Footage Fest is the reason Al Gore and the baby Jesus invented this series of tubes we know as the internets. It's a website comprised of clips from videotapes that people have found or saved through the years. Most are truly awful which makes them so so good. Enjoy!

I'm feeling generous...

...so everybody who reads this gets a can of BFC brand Chromic Acid on me! Click on this link for details on how to get your can!

This picture...

...has nothing to do with this link.

Links a plenty!

1. Want a new or different Blogger template?  Go here to get one.  (Fez tip to Constant Winter for this link.
2. You'll never hear the corporate media do a story on the results of this poll.  
3. Do you like new music of all genres? Do you like free MP3's you can download, listen to at your leisure, or burn on a CD?  Then stop wasting your precious time on my blog and click here.  (It's all legal too so don't worry about the fascist record companies trying to sue you later for downloading and burning your own CD's from this website.)
4. I always loved Ze Frank's websites and I love this one waaaaaay more than I should.  Check out 'Young Me/Now Me."
5. I can't figure out who to root for on my new reality show obsession, the Frenchwoman, the Brit, or the Canadian.
6. The Smithsonian Museum has a bunch of photo sets on Flickr.  And guess what?  They're letting us plebes use the photos on our blogs and things if we like, so download away.

That's all for now kids, but I'll keep you posted of more stuff as I find it.

The only links in the village

Brought to you by the only gay in the village.

1) If this gal is not a genius, then there are no geniuses in this world.
2) If I had Congresspeople like this, then I'd be happy. Instead I got this bag of crap who only opposes Bush when he thinks he did not go far enough to the right:

3) If there was any chance in hell this bitch was going to be my boss, then I'd quit that job this second.
4) Sometimes it's nice to meet the spouse behind the bloggers.

5) And sometimes you kids are just too nice. Thanks Liberality, Dr. Zaius, Devilham, Freida Bee, and Fran ( sorry no link for you Fran, Internet Explorer won't let me open your blog, it does that sometimes). You kids are simply the best.