Starting the new year out right

An old girlfriend who I had a bad break up with contacted me via Facebook yesterday. We were total opposites and it showed through out our brief relationship. We parted on bad terms and I was perfectly willing to go the rest of my life with out hearing from the cheatin' lyin' bitch ever again, but there she was contacting me via Facebook. She sent me a message that said something to the effect of, "Oh golly, it's been a long time since we talked so everything between us must be cool. So will you please be my friend on Facebook?"

I sent her back the following message, "Oh hey, how about that. You finally got the internet in the trailer park where you live. Good for you."


Now she doesn't want to be my Facebook friend anymore.