What do you ladies love these days?

"Equal pay."

"David Bowie."

"Jesus Alou."

"The guy who's eating me out under this ridiculous dress."

"Vinegar and water martinis."

"Muffs."

"Cake.  Let me eat cake."

Happy Birthdays!

Happy birthday wishes go out today to a couple of the most important people in my life.

It's my friend and brother from another mother Todd Covert's birthday today!
Todd is one of the finest improv guys on the planet. He's a damn fine guitarist as well. And he makes me laugh like nobody else can. Happy birthday you bastard!


And as luck would have it, it's also Sparky's birthday today too!
Your chocolate cake won't be as fancy as the one above honey, but it'll be good nonetheless. Happy birthday sweetie! And thanks for putting up with me for another year.

Yay June 25th!

Cake?

We went to a wedding at our friend Michelle's house and this was the groom's cake. It was unholy good cake. It was slap yo momma good cake. The wedding and the folks who were there were nice but the cake was out of this world. Holy hell, I love me some cake.