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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Friday, April 24, 2009

It's time I asked some burning questions

Why should we be concerned with anything this family of blood thirsty ghouls has to say? They have been wrong on every thing since day one, why does any one put any credence in any of their opinions now?

Is John Madden really retiring? Or will he come back again like he did last time? I only ask because if he's going to make a come back, then I'll be forced to take him out because I've been sick of him for about 15 years now. Same goes for that dude who used to be on Mad TV who does the imitation of him.

Is this not the coolest picture of a toy monkey you have ever seen? I stole it off of TheMom. She said I could, so there. Nah nah nah.

Why does this unfunny douchebag get to keep making movies while this cutie pie doesn't? Life is sooooooooo unfair.

Do you hope like crazy that the right wingers actually do that proposed million armed man march? Because it would be the best thing ever to see a million gun totin' white guys all hopped up PBR, hatred, bologna sandwiches, and Jesus go marching through the streets of Washington DC. Nope, nothing bad would go down if that happened, he said sarcastically.

And finally, why would anyone listen to any priest except Judas Priest and Father Ted? Judas Priest is led by a gay man who is into leather and Father Ted is a fictional Irishman, there's no better twosome to turn to for advice.