Why should we be concerned with anything this family of blood thirsty ghouls has to say? They have been wrong on every thing since day one, why does any one put any credence in any of their opinions now?
Is John Madden really retiring? Or will he come back again like he did last time? I only ask because if he's going to make a come back, then I'll be forced to take him out because I've been sick of him for about 15 years now. Same goes for that dude who used to be on Mad TV who does the imitation of him.
Is this not the coolest picture of a toy monkey you have ever seen? I stole it off of TheMom. She said I could, so there. Nah nah nah.
Why does this unfunny douchebag get to keep making movies while this cutie pie doesn't? Life is sooooooooo unfair.
Do you hope like crazy that the right wingers actually do that proposed million armed man march? Because it would be the best thing ever to see a million gun totin' white guys all hopped up PBR, hatred, bologna sandwiches, and Jesus go marching through the streets of Washington DC. Nope, nothing bad would go down if that happened, he said sarcastically.
And finally, why would anyone listen to any priest except Judas Priest and Father Ted? Judas Priest is led by a gay man who is into leather and Father Ted is a fictional Irishman, there's no better twosome to turn to for advice.
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Nothing wrong with a good 'ground up boloney sausage' sandwich.
You think I'm kidding...
Cheney's got colossal balls showing up on TV all the time after 8 years of hiding in seclusion.
He left office with a 13% approval rating, and that was without anyone ever seeing him.
The more he appears on TV with his doomsday predictions, the further his rating will drop.
Like Ed Schultz said, Dick is hoping we get hit again so Obama can look weak.
But never forget, we got hit on Bush and Dick's watch because the Saudis who did it OWN Bush and Dick.
I get all of my advice from fictional characters.
Like this one fez-wearing monkey guy. He's awesome.
Ah, Geez, Monkey. I'll bet you hurt Shuck's feelings. I hope you still invite him to your parties, at least.
i'd love to see them marching and then getting their panties in a bunch over who has the biggest gun therefore the biggest dick.
they'll cut down on the groups membership in a really drastic way.
bang.
"armed" million men march? Wouldn't that be illegal somehow? she asks, hopeful.
What an incredibly bad idea.
I don't know... sounds like Darwin's version of speed dating to me. A bunch of guys wearing camo, each one of them a colonel in their little basement militia (let's face it, there are no PFCs in a militia), get to arguing about who gets to lead the parade. A fight breaks out, shots fly, and pretty soon the streets are filled with baloney and blood.
Ft Dougal is a good one too. An Atheist, after all, and fictional sidekick of Ft Ted. Hopelessly stupid, however. :-)
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