All they care about is getting their 'kicks' and their drugs. It's shameful.
Showing posts with label What's the matter with kids today?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What's the matter with kids today?. Show all posts
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Where have all the kids gone?
Number of bags of candy bought: 4
Number of pumpkins put out: 2
Number of porch lights left on: 2
Number of black witch hats worn by me during the hours of 6:45PM until 8:30 PM: 1
Number of times I had trick or treaters come to our door: 1
Seriously kids, where the fuck were you? Our old condo was on top of a hill and it was in the back of the condo complex and that's why we didn't have any trick or treaters for the past ten years. Last night, after moving to a more residential neighborhood near a school deeper in the city we got two fucking trick or treaters. What gives? Do kids trick or treat any more?
I may seem like a cranky old man who pant's come up to my chest but in real life I actually like kids, I have a soft spot for the little bastards, and that's why I'm pissed we didn't get to give much of this candy away or see any good costumes. Hey kids, would it have killed you to turn off the X Box 360 and put togetther a costume and come by our house so we could give you treats? Hell, I turned off my X Box 360 for you, so why couldn't you return the favor?
Listen up you little freaks, we'll try this again next year but if the turn out on your part is the same then you can kiss Halloween at the Monkey House goodbye.
Number of pumpkins put out: 2
Number of porch lights left on: 2
Number of black witch hats worn by me during the hours of 6:45PM until 8:30 PM: 1
Number of times I had trick or treaters come to our door: 1
Seriously kids, where the fuck were you? Our old condo was on top of a hill and it was in the back of the condo complex and that's why we didn't have any trick or treaters for the past ten years. Last night, after moving to a more residential neighborhood near a school deeper in the city we got two fucking trick or treaters. What gives? Do kids trick or treat any more?
I may seem like a cranky old man who pant's come up to my chest but in real life I actually like kids, I have a soft spot for the little bastards, and that's why I'm pissed we didn't get to give much of this candy away or see any good costumes. Hey kids, would it have killed you to turn off the X Box 360 and put togetther a costume and come by our house so we could give you treats? Hell, I turned off my X Box 360 for you, so why couldn't you return the favor?
Listen up you little freaks, we'll try this again next year but if the turn out on your part is the same then you can kiss Halloween at the Monkey House goodbye.
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