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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

This just in...

...the number one consumer of strapless gowns, fiddles, and harps is the singing group known as Celtic Woman.If not for these pasty Irish women then thousands of dress makers would go out of business, as would all those people who write music and lyrics for these Enya wannabes.
I actually don't have an axe to grind with these women, it's more with the PBS stations in my area who are running their Christmas concert TV show incessantly.

Seriously, channels 2 and 7, if I hear one more "hey nonny nonny" from those women I'll disable your transmitter. You think I'm not serious? Try me, my trip to destroy your transmitter will be 'The Greatest Journey' of all.

It's times like these I wish Mojo Nixon had a PBS Christmas special out.