Look what the coolest chick in St. Paul sent me

The uber hot Whiskey Marie sent me this incredibly cool old postcard and I got it today! I adore the creepy ethereal baby, it will haunt my tortured dreams during this sacred Halloween season.

Thanks for taking time out of your busy remodeling and cat slave schedule to think of me Ms. Marie!!

The rest of you, with the exceptions of Wisconsin Ed and his lovely wife Suzy the Quaker Vixen and FranSheIs, need to get off your butts and show me some swag love. If you want to that is, it's entirely up to you and it's not like I'll stop writing this shit if you don't send me anything because I'm hooked on this blogging stuff now.

Swag Report

The incomparable Missy from the frozen wasteland that is Minnesota sent me some swag! She sent me this cool card with a Spock Monkey on it:
And inside that card was this button:
Yay! Yay Missy! Thanks for not getting arrested during the Republican convention and for thinking of yours truly. Thanks for the card and the button. As Elvis Costello says, "I'll wear it proudly."

Once again a maiden from the frozen north has showered me with swag. The rest of you in other parts of the country needs to ask yourselves, "Why have I been so selfish? Why have I not given Monkey a token of my affection? He does so much for me, why can't I do something nice for him?"