Meeting of the minds

Now that insurance company apologist and serial tax evader Tom Daschle is out of the running to be Secretary of Health and Human Services I convened an emergency meeting of my brain trust to come up with a viable candidate for President Obama to choose to head up the DHHS. You may not remember who was in my brain trust so I'll go ahead and remind you that it consists of:

Larry Storch from F Troop,

Canadian actress Molly Parker,

Grizzled old gangster Ma Barker,

Peta Wilson as Mina Harker,

Ray Parker Jr,

and Molly Hatchet.

We talked for hours about who would best fill that seat left vacant by Daschle. Many many names were put out there and most all of them were shot down. I held out for Christina Hendricks from Mad Men.
But ultimately I was overruled and we decided to ask President Obama to nominate Elizabeth Kucinich to fill the post.

Her appointment makes sense because she's smart, people will listen to her, she's politically connected, and she was born in a country that already has universal health care so she knows how it all works and she can help implement it as soon as she helps get Congress to pass it.

So please send your emails, faxes, and your notes to President Obama and tell him to nominate Ms. Kucinich today! Let's do this America!