Showing posts with label Jessica Alba. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Alba. Show all posts

Monday, March 7, 2011

Movie review times two

When I was a young man I loved movies where the old dudes got the younger women, it gave me hope that when I got old I'd get hot young babes too. Then as I grew older and I watched Woody Allen age and play the 'romantic' lead opposite leading ladies who kept getting younger as he got older, I got queasy seeing stuff like that. And I learned that the guy in his late 50's/early 60's never ever gets the hot young woman in real life. Which brings me to this film:
Yes, it was good. Yes, I enjoyed all of the performances in it. Yes, it didn't end like I thought it would, which was good. But I had one major problem with it. As soon as I saw how quickly Maggie Gyllenhaal fell for Jeff Bridges character, I had trouble believing it. His character is a repellent, greasy, chain smoking, old man who would have trouble getting a truck stop hooker with green teeth interested in him, much less a smokin' hot babe like Gyllenhaal's character.

She might be nice to him because she was brought up to be respectful to her elders but holy hell, there no way she'd drop her drawers for him in real life. It bugged me through the rest of the film. Now, if the female lead had been in her 40's maybe I could see it, but with someone as young and pretty as Gyllenhaal, no.

However, I didn't let that stop me from enjoying most of the rest of the film. Bridges does a fine job singing and if that was Colin Farrel's real singing voice, then he good for him. All in all this was a good film but I'm not so sure Bridges deserved an Oscar for it.

I love the novels of Jim Thompson. He wrote white hot crime novels in the late '50's and early '60's. He populated his books with sexy females who were just as bad as their conniving male counterparts. And his male leads were oh so deliciously bad. His novels are full of amoral antiheroes that get etched in your memory forever more as you read about them. I've loved most every film adaptation of Thompson's novels and I love this film adaption as well.

Casey Affleck plays a small town law enforcement officer who, after years of keeping it down, finally lets his psychopathic side out. He starts out small but as the film moves forward the events he's behind spin out of control until they engulf him and many others.

It's hard to watch at times but boy howdy, this film is a fine one. It's violent and a lot of the violence is directed against women, specifically Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson's characters. It's creepy as well, but one would expect that in a film about a sick twisted lawman who uses his profession to do harm.

Affleck is particularly good in this film. His 'aw shucks' banal evil persona is chilling to no end. He's totally believable as amoral killer/paragon of upright law enforcement. Alba and Hudson, well, wow, they're both smokin' hot and I flinched each time they got hit and abused by Affleck.

This film has more twists and turns than a mountain road and despite the violent content, I highly recommend it. But be aware, it's not by any stretch of the imagination a date movie.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

A League of Mullets Movie Review

Yo, we watched Idle Hands last night and here is our review:Dr. Monkey is still getting free HBO and Cinemax on his digital cable so he let us watch this on Cinemax on Demand to get him and us in the mood for Halloween, although why he needs to get in the mood for it we have no idea, he and his girlfriend never get any trick or treaters, but to each his own we guess.This film is a horror/comedy about a pot head slacker high school student who gets hit by a curse and he starts murdering people. The film follows his trials and tribulations after he figures out he's the one doing the killings in his small California town. We're not gonna say much more about the plot so as not to give too much away about it.
Performance wise all the main leads did fine jobs. We didn't care much for Devon Sawa's slacker pot head character but we recognize that he did a fine job with what he had to work with. We really liked Seth Green as the wise ass friend of Sawa who gets murdered and comes back to life, we found his character to be knowing, wise and very amusing. It was obvious Green was having fun with this role. Vivica Fox was a bit over the top in her portrayal of the Druid priestess but we realize she was only working with what they wrote for her.
The one performance that we can say we loved was that of Jessica Alba as the girl next door who Sawa's character has had a crush on for years and who he finally hooks up with during his crisis. Whoever decided to cast her as the sexy ingenue who wears little and then even less clothes is a genius.This was her costume for the Halloween dance in the movie.
And this is Devon Sawa trying to grab her boob with his "bad" hand.
And this is the money shot of Ms. Alba having an exciting climax. Crap, I mean in the exciting climax. Miss Alba shined through out this film and she was totally believable as the damsel in distress. She hit the right mix of being scared and being smart enough to almost elude the evil villain, of course she couldn't elude it all together or Sawa wouldn't be able to save her now would he?
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All in all we have to say we had low expectations for this flick and the unsympathetic character played by Sawa did not help matters much for the first twenty minutes of the film but as it went on and we got into the story and the humor mixed with the gore we ended up loving this film. Of course a scantily clad Jessica Alba never hurt any film (are you listening Hollywood?). The jokes are funny and the horror is not over the top gory, it's more cartoony than horrific.
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We recommend you rent this, or buy it for your collection, or just watch it if it comes on cable or something. You could do much worse than watching this film. We liked it and if you like horror movies and comedies then you probably will too.


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