What's that? You say you can't quite make out that pagan scribbling on that package? Well, allow me to move in a bit closer so you can make out this blasphemy:
God damn them! How dare they put all the early winter holidays on the same level with Christmas? Jesus H. Christ, all those white folks who spent years oppressing blacks, Jews, women, and gays would be outraged that Baby Jesus is not washed in the blood of the holiday lamb and held in higher esteem than all those other holidays. ********
What's next in their insidious war on Christmas? Will they tell me to have good will to all men and to wish for peace on earth this year? Well I'm here to tell them no freakin' way! That kind of talk sounds like something that was cooked up in a back room at the UN!
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So until the next dispatch from the war on Christmas, this is Dr. Monkey asking you WWBJD? What would Baby Jesus drink? He wouldn't drink any Anheuser-Busch products that's for sure. He'd drink Molson Ice or Jack Daniels because he likes a quick buzz.
