Friday, March 17, 2017

What do you think of Trump's first budget?

"Defense contractors aren't going to make record profits if we don't reign in reckless spending."

"If it takes money from Negroes, I'm happy."

"I'll be dead soon so I don't give a shit."

"I'm kind of worried about this thing on my jacket.  It's been growing pretty fast and it's attained sentience." 

"I used to be a woman."

"My first name is Joyce as well."

"It cuts money to PBS, NPR, arts organizations, meals on wheels, Head Start, and government based scientific research, so I'm pretty sure Jesus would be fine with it. Now, I'm horny, where the bitches be at?" 

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