"Going to gloryholes to preach the Gospel, that's all, just preach the Gospel."
"Loudly praying away the gay behavior we constantly see."
"We attend only Christian swinger parties that promise no gay stuff."
"I'm developing a vaccine for the gay."
"Giving lots of mind bending oral sex that keep us from straying."
"We're dressing up in silly costumes and smiting anyone who isn't exactly like us."
"Non stop reading of the Bible to shut ins, heathens, and Methodists."