"Hey Bert, I bet you you can't show me anything that will scare the shit out of me."
"Here, does this photo of Phil Spector in prison scare you?"
"The glare off his nasty bald head is blinding me but he's not scary. What else you got?"
"This photo of a remorseless bloodthirsty war criminal."
"Disgusting but not scary. We all know without Cheney behind him, he's an Ivy League wussy."
"Okay then. Here's the stripper I hired for your birthday party."
"Shit. Now I'm scared and hysterically blind. Thanks a lot you bastard."