She'd slip me a mickey, shiv me, stomp on my foot, give me a social disease, and laugh at me when I came to bail her out after she got arrested for cutting out one of my kidneys and selling it on the black market, but I don't care. I'm bewitched by this criminal vixen. Here Donna, take my money, treat me bad baby, but give daddy some sugar first. Okay?
Dr. Monkey Hussein Monkerstein