"Slipping small doses of poison in my cheap ass employer's tea."
"Wishing there were more penis shaped veggies at this market."
"I'm raising the next generation of rich white kids who'll have a huge sense of entitlement and no empathy for others."
"Waiting for Godot to call me back."
"Blackmailing my kiddie fondling parish priest."
"What have you heard about what I'm up to?"
"Climbing every mountain, fording every stream."
"Fightin' the power."