- You're a wealthy white person who dabbles in dangerous espionage related activities.
- You went to Cambridge or Oxford.
- If you went to Cambridge, you automatically think any one who went to Oxford is suspect, and vice versa.
- You're able to drink prodigious amounts of liquor and still drive, carry on sensitive spy work, and have sex.
- You have every style of rain coat known to man.
- You drive British made autos out of a misguided sense of patriotism.
- You reluctantly carry a sidearm but you've never fired it.
- You like to repeat yourself over and over.
- You speak several languages fluently and you're able to bluff your way through the rest, even dead languages.
- Your marriage is crumbling because your wife is sleeping with the mole in your spy agency you've been hunting for years.
- Everyone who ever lived in Moscow is either out to kill you or give you information which may or may not be accurate.
- You like to drink on the job.
- You see the world in various shades of gray.
- You like to repeat yourself over and over.
- Your overcoat smells like gin and piss.
- Your friends aren't your friends.
- Your memory is faulty but in the end you figure out who is trying to kill you and why.
- No one appreciates all the hard work you do keeping the Soviet spies at bay.
- Pretty white women want to bed you as well as kill you.
- You rarely eat.
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