"Evolving."
"Rubbing my ridiculous mutton chops on naughty children."
"Whatever I was doing, I'm going to stop so that I can start rubbing my ridiculous mutton chops on naughty children. What a great idea."
"Praising Vishnu Claus."
"Inbreeding."
"Smelling the finger that I used to finger bang that elf with."
"Two nuns, one cup, if you get my meaning."
"Buying as much cheap Chinese made shit as I can and putting it on a credit card that I'll never ever pay off. And I'm getting drunk and persecuting Jehovah's Witnesses and Jews."
3 comments:
If only I had mutton chops!
Two nuns, one cup….brilliant.
I think I'm starting to understand mutton chops now. Going to tell the hubby to stop shaving.
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