Monday, December 16, 2013

What are you doing to win the war on Christmas?


 "Rubbing my ridiculous mutton chops on naughty children."

 "Whatever I was doing, I'm going to stop so that I can start rubbing my ridiculous mutton chops on naughty children.  What a great idea."
 "Praising Vishnu Claus."


 "Smelling the finger that I used to finger bang that elf with."

 "Two nuns, one cup, if you get my meaning."

"Buying as much cheap Chinese made shit as I can and putting it on a credit card that I'll never ever pay off.  And I'm getting drunk and persecuting Jehovah's Witnesses and Jews."


Mnmom said...

If only I had mutton chops!

gmb said...

Two nuns, one cup….brilliant.

Who you callin' housewife? said...

I think I'm starting to understand mutton chops now. Going to tell the hubby to stop shaving.