Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Name game

The list of pre approved royal baby names is as follows:

  • Trigger
  • Scooter
  • Melvin LeGrange
  • Hugh Gorgan
  • Stu Pidasso
  • Nancyboy Inbred
  • Nugget O'Shay
  • Second Darren
  • Fuckface McTitty
  • Joffery Lannister
  • Bingo Bango Bongo
  • THX 1138
  • Nimrod Nantucket


C said...

Thank you, THANK YOU!
So sick of all the saturation point speculation over here. I'll put my money on Bingo Bango Bongo.

gmb said...

I thought that in an effort to connect with the youth of today, the royal couple could give the heir a rap name, like Fitty Pence. That said, I'm undecided between Nancyboy Inbred and Fuckface McTitty.