"I like how they treat me like I don't matter, because let's face, I'm nearly dead anyway."
"I like how the staff never takes the blame for any fuck ups."
"I wish I had a cookie."
"Eat my cookies. Eat them all you filthy whores."
"The best thing I can say about Mountain States Health Alliance is that when I need to go to the hospital again, I'll make sure I go to a Wellmont facility."